A Fairy Tale (not really)

Once upon a time there was a dirty litttle phone sex slut named Fiona. She loved to do all the naughty perverted things that other girls didn’t. She loved to play with kinky men and indulge all their twisted cravings – no matter how taboo or unusual or weird or freaky or sick or funny or strange.

It didn’t matter if they wanted to talk about extreme age play or golden showers or fun with the family pet or incest or humiliation or rape or anything. Whatever they wanted, she would talk about. Any fetish, any kink, any fantasy.

Oh, I just realized that makes me sound past tense. I am NOT past tense! I am hot sexy and live! Hahahahaa.

Call me and see if this little fairy tale isn’t actually true. I will talk about and roleplay ANYTHING! Naughty, nice, wild, mild – ANYTHING!

Fiona ~ 1-866-930-1717
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I like Big COCKS and I cannot lie!

I’m feeling the need for BIG COCK. A really nice, big, beautiful cock with a delightfully full pair of balls for me to enjoy.

But no ~ little dick losers everywhere.

Let me tell you something: If you have a 4 incher, trust me, that’s not even worthy of being called a cock. You should be ashamed at yourself for thinking a hot girl would want anything to do with that little wiggler you were unfortunate enough to be cursed with.
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Uh oh, someone has been a VERY BAD GIRL~!

Me~! I have~!

No, not even in a really fun way or anything, unfortunately. Sorry to tease you. Well, no, I’m not sorry to tease you, I like to tease you. But yeah not a bad girl in a hot, sexy bad girl kind of way. Just bad for not updating my blog.

I can be a very bad girl in the hot, sexy bad girl kind of way though. Especially when it comes to taboo phone sex~! There’s a reason why I go by FREAKY FIONA you know. It’s because I will talk about and roleplay ANYTHING you want. Yes~! Anything~!

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football playoffs, right? i think?

I’m pretty sure you guys are watching football. I mean, like, you wouldn’t be able to show your face at work tomorrow if you didn’t know wtf everyone else was talking about. That kinda sucks to be a dude I would imagine, like, if you don’t really care for it too much but it’s some guy thing you need to know. I suppose some of you actually like it and are drunk and yelling right now.

But here’s an idea ~ you could leave it on mute in the background and talk to me while watching~! It’s prob not as fun as watching porn together, but I guarantee I’m a hell of a lot more fun than listening to some dumb ass football playoff that you really only need to watch anyway. We can play twisted cheerleader or something~!!

P.S. Those of you that are in the drinking it up group ~ call me after the game when you’re good and boozed up~!!

Fiona ~ 1-866-930-1717

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fetish phone sex and other kinky stuff

So, I promised a post on fetish phone sex and here it is. I think I pretty much like or could like most fetishes. Some of them are pretty hot, right?~! Somewhere I think fetish and kink sort of got crossed a little bit and had a love child that’s called “just plain dirty”. I’m ok with that.

So obviously there are some pretty standard ones like foot fetish. I don’t really “get” this one, but who cares? I don’t mind someone enjoying my perfect little toes and my nice high arches. Then there are some not so mainstream ones. Amputation fetish comes to mind. Say what? Yeah, some people find that sexy. I find people that find something sexy and get all turned on by it, sexy. Some are kind of, well, gross – roman showers for instance. That’s puking in case you wondered. Ugh, what?~! Let me tell you, this is an interesting one on the phone. It’d be great for a bulimic phone sex girl. Har har har. Or some people have really dirty ones such as Continue reading

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Monday or snow – which do you hate more?

Happy Monday… or not. Do you hate Monday? It’s really not that much different to me than any other day. But I know you guys that have to go to work probably don’t care for Monday very much.

So today I’m for all kinds of taboo phone sex. But not until a little later, I’ll be out this afternoon and back maybe around 5 or 6pm Eastern. And then I’m planning to be available for said kinky phonesex for the next little while because it is supposed to snow AGAIN which means I’ll definitely be stranded.

So don’t cum without me – save it for later. :)

Thought I’d throw in a little cock control for good measure.

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P.S. I will do a better blog entry tonight or tomorrow for sure! Cross my wicked little heart. I’m thinking probably about some of my favorite fetishes! Stay tuned!

P.P.S. It’s snow for me. I hate snow way more than Monday.

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new year’s eve phone sex!!

hell yeah~!! this is our last chance to phone bone in 2010!!

call me and let’s do dirty things together~!!

~ maybe some accomplice phone sex where i’m babysitting some little cutie(s) and decide to share with you. who wouldn’t want to enjoy a sweet little someone tonight… do anything you want with me helping you as your perfectly perverted naughty accomplice!

~ maybe that’s a little too hardcore for you. maybe you’re really just a big ol’ wimp that i should feminize and turn into a full out sissy~! come on, just imagine the pretty, frilly girlie things — and the nice, big hard things, too~! sissy phone sex with fiona~!

~ maybe my poor daddy is all alone on new year’s eve and his loving little girl decided to give daddy some sweet, tender loving care. wouldn’t you like to be pleasured by your little sweetheart? whatever daddy wants, daddy gets tonight~!!
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ooohhh guess what~!

another post from me today – you lucky bastards. LOL.

let’s try one of those rambly kind of posts.

no. instead let’s have a list of 10:

1. Moments ago I just really fully realized that I am ACTUALLY LITERALLY FOR REAL in a better mood just after cumming.

2. You could also probably be in a better mood just after cumming with me~! How great is that~!!

3. It’s too cold out. But oh hey how are you blizzard guys doing? I am somewhat jealous of your plight. I mean like, I already get snowed in over maybe just 3 or 4 inches. It might as well be for like 25 inches~!!

4. I found a cool music site accidentally. If you’re nice, I’ll let you know what it is. JK. It’s www.nutsie.com. I get nothing for sending you there or whatever, I am, in fact, loving it and thought I’d share. You’re welcome.

5. I’m the nice one.

6. You? You’re not so nice.

7. I have no idea where I’m going with that so never mind I guess.

8. I just got busted for spell check on “nevermind”. I’m a bad, bad girl.

9. Fuck. I just got busted for spell check on “spellcheck”. :(

10. I could probably sit here for hours trying to think of the perfect last entry for this fiona top 10 list, but I won’t.

So yeah, anyway, the point is – I’m here, cum play with me~!

You could, say, spank me for improper spelling. Just saying.

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Did the holidays make you crave incest phone sex too?~!

Hey~! I’m back from Christmas and eager to indulge all of your taboo phone sex fantasies~! I’m especially in the mood for incest phonesex after spending all that fun time with my family~! Do you have taboo incest fantasies? Do you like to roleplay incest? Do you dig daddy daughter fantasies like daddy’s little girl? Do you get off thinking about cumming with your cousin? Is your stepdaughter just a little too fucking sexy? What about that naughty little niece?

I am into pretty much all things incest and I’ll talk about anything. We can age play incest where I’m underage if you want. Or we can have kinky brother and sister incest together~! We can be all sweet and innocent and lovey dovey about it or you can fucking rape my little ass if you want – yeah I like rape phone sex too but I guess I’ll blog about that more specifically another time. The point is – mild or wild, sweet or wicked, naughty or nice – all you have to do is call and let me show you what a fun incest fuck toy I can be~!

I’m here for the rest of the day now so let’s do it~!

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im horny and masturbating. you?

if you’ve been checking me out on twitter, you know that tonight i have somehow stumbled upon one of the world’s greatest songs ever and cannot stop playing it. you should check it out~!

anyway, tonight’s topic:

i love masturbation and would love to be having phone sex with you while we masturbate together~! here’s why:

i’ve been really horny the last few days and circumstances have made it difficult to properly satisfy my need so tonight i have been making up for lost time. can’t stop touching.

broke out the sex toys too and was fucking myself nicely, eyes closed, trying to settle on something to think of to get me off. like i do that and my mind skips over random porn type scenes in my head and i settle on one usually to take care of things.
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